Not to shock you, but former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich announced today that he signed a “6 figure” book deal, to tell the story of how he selected a replacement for Barack Obama. Fortunately for you, we here at Modern Failure and Doctor Awesome’s Guide to American Living have managed to acquire an advanced copy of the book. We don’t want to give to much away (plus we’re making this up) but here is the cover and a few selected chapter titles from what can only be the next New York Times’ Best Seller.
Selected Chapters:
Prologue – Change Has Come To America
Chapter 1 – Now Let’s Make Some Money
Chapter 5 – What Do I Get Out of This?
Chapter 9 – “F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Chapter 10 – Did I Say, “F*ck you”? I Meant, “Pleasure Doing Business With You”
Chapter 12 – We Want More Money
Chapter 15 – Let’s Make A Deal
Chapter 18 – Blagojevich: Man of the People
Chapter 21 – “OH SHIT! I’m on the news!”
Chapter 22 – I Like My Haircut
Chapter 25 – Just Act Normal, Nothing To See Here
Chapter 27 – Why Is Larry King Being Such A Dick To Me?
Chapter 28 – Fine, Let’s Just Give It To The Guy Who Said He’d Give Me A Denny’s Coupon
Epilogue – Getting This Sweet Book Deal