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		<title>Recreational Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/09/recreational-use/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-09-6-8-2009.png" border="0" alt="Recreational Use" title="Still, shooting heroin is better than shooting you in the face.  " /></a></p>I can see where Doc has noble intentions, but he may have been misguided in his methods and execution. To his defense however, that goddamn cat has only been living there a few days and already tried to kill him twice, so you know, whatever.

Also, apparently Dave and I have different ideas of what the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/09/recreational-use/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-09-6-8-2009.png" border="0" alt="Recreational Use" title="Still, shooting heroin is better than shooting you in the face.  " /></a></p><p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">I can see where Doc has noble intentions, but he may have been misguided in his methods and execution. To his defense however, that goddamn cat has only been living there a few days and already tried to kill him twice, so you know, whatever.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Also, apparently Dave and I have different ideas of what the cat &#8220;mellowing&#8221; on Doc&#8217;s shoes should mean. Although I didn&#8217;t write it into the script (because I&#8217;m lazy/a bad writer/need an editor) I assumed that the cat would be peeing, not puking. To Dave&#8217;s credit, the final version is much funnier that what I was thinking. Which is nearly always true.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">On a completely unrelated and not comedic note, Dave has recently turned me on to my two new favorite (and polar opposite) music acts. Please go check out Hypercrush&#8217;s album The Arcade (awesome electropop about cocaine and Sega Genesis) and William Elliott Whitmore&#8217;s new album Animals in the Dark (awesome dude with a banjo singing about being a poor farmer and drinking and hating cops). Oh, also check out all his albums. Dave pretty much has the best music taste ever.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">That is all. You may go now.</p>
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