Well people that’s it. It’s over. Say hello to Governor Fat-Ass. With barely 50% of the vote, Republican Chris Christie has won the election for Governor of New Jersey. While we are clearly disheartened that our hand picked golden boy, Chris Daggett lost with only 5% of the vote (which is kinda surprising because I’m pretty sure he had been polling at around 14%), Christie has one big thing going for him (besides his gut): HE’S NOT JON CORZINE.
At least we’ve got that.
With 38 minutes left in the New Jersey gubernatorial election, we here at Modern Failure have decided to make a last minute endorsement of Independent Candidate Chris Daggett. We’re making this endorsement for a few reasons. First, he’s not Jon Corzine, so you know, he didn’t run the state into the ground. Second, he’s not Chris Christie, so he’s not a big, fat, corrupt, fat guy. Third, he’s not bald or fat. Really he’s hit the trifecta. So go out and vote for Chris Daggett, the only the candidate that Modern Failure is endorsing.
You have 36 minutes…