Apparently Ingrid Newkrik, the president of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), has rewritten her will. Why did she do this, you ask? Is it because she wants to donate all her money to puppies or spotted owls or a cat named Miffy? No, she wants her body to be mutilated, cooked, dismembered, and turned into a fashionable leather handbadg. All so that we might better understand the plight of the animals. I guess I didn’t realize how many elephants were getting the feet chopped off to make umbrella stands, post 1896.
I almost have nothing else I can say except that if you really wanted to help somebody why not donate your body parts to people. There’s plenty of people out there who need good body parts. I get that PETA thinks animals are people too, but that’s stupid. They’re not. That’s why we call them animals and not people. Duh.
Until cows start figuring out how to give back to society, I’m going to keep eating them. So deal with it.