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		<title>Not a Good Trainspotter</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/18/not-a-good-trainspotter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/18/not-a-good-trainspotter/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-18-6-16-2009.png" border="0" alt="Not a Good Trainspotter" title="Artie Lange takes a break to celebrate destroying Joe Buck's career." /></a></p>We couldn&#8217;t resist having just a little more fun with the cat.  Lou Reed seems like a fitting name, all things considered.  Also can you tell that we&#8217;ve been watching way too much of  The Wire?
-Dave




	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/18/not-a-good-trainspotter/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-18-6-16-2009.png" border="0" alt="Not a Good Trainspotter" title="Artie Lange takes a break to celebrate destroying Joe Buck's career." /></a></p><p>We couldn&#8217;t resist having just a little more fun with the cat.  Lou Reed seems like a fitting name, all things considered.  Also can you tell that we&#8217;ve been watching way too much of  The Wire?</p>
<p>-Dave</p>

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		<title>Recreational Use</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/09/recreational-use/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/09/recreational-use/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-09-6-8-2009.png" border="0" alt="Recreational Use" title="Still, shooting heroin is better than shooting you in the face.  " /></a></p>I can see where Doc has noble intentions, but he may have been misguided in his methods and execution. To his defense however, that goddamn cat has only been living there a few days and already tried to kill him twice, so you know, whatever.

Also, apparently Dave and I have different ideas of what the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/06/09/recreational-use/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-06-09-6-8-2009.png" border="0" alt="Recreational Use" title="Still, shooting heroin is better than shooting you in the face.  " /></a></p><p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">I can see where Doc has noble intentions, but he may have been misguided in his methods and execution. To his defense however, that goddamn cat has only been living there a few days and already tried to kill him twice, so you know, whatever.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Also, apparently Dave and I have different ideas of what the cat &#8220;mellowing&#8221; on Doc&#8217;s shoes should mean. Although I didn&#8217;t write it into the script (because I&#8217;m lazy/a bad writer/need an editor) I assumed that the cat would be peeing, not puking. To Dave&#8217;s credit, the final version is much funnier that what I was thinking. Which is nearly always true.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">On a completely unrelated and not comedic note, Dave has recently turned me on to my two new favorite (and polar opposite) music acts. Please go check out Hypercrush&#8217;s album The Arcade (awesome electropop about cocaine and Sega Genesis) and William Elliott Whitmore&#8217;s new album Animals in the Dark (awesome dude with a banjo singing about being a poor farmer and drinking and hating cops). Oh, also check out all his albums. Dave pretty much has the best music taste ever.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">That is all. You may go now.</p>

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		<title>Honorary Title</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/29/honorary-title/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 16:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://modernfailure.com/?p=281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/29/honorary-title/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-29-5-18-2009 copy.png" border="0" alt="Honorary Title" title="Challenge: can you find all seven copyright infringements in the last panel?" /></a></p>Sadly these battles were all retconned out of existence by the Infinite Crisises on Multi-Pan-Dimensional Earths of Two or More Worlds.
As long as we&#8217;re on the subject, does anyone remember MC Hammer&#8217;s old Saturday morning cartoon show. That thing was amazing. I think it followed the one where Bo Jackson was on a super team [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/29/honorary-title/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-29-5-18-2009 copy.png" border="0" alt="Honorary Title" title="Challenge: can you find all seven copyright infringements in the last panel?" /></a></p><div class="im">Sadly these battles were all retconned out of existence by the Infinite Crisises on Multi-Pan-Dimensional Earths of Two or More Worlds.</div>
<div>As long as we&#8217;re on the subject, does anyone remember MC Hammer&#8217;s old Saturday morning cartoon show. That thing was amazing. I think it followed the one where Bo Jackson was on a super team with Wayne Gretzsky (oh God do I wish I was making that up). I would have hoped that since my youth, kids shows would have taken a turn for the better, but I think only the opposite is true. Oh well, at least these kids get Batman: The Brave and The Bold.</div>

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		<title>To Keep and Bare Arms</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/12/to-keep-and-bare-arms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 08:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/12/to-keep-and-bare-arms/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-12-5-11-2009.png" border="0" alt="To Keep and Bare Arms" title="Foreshadowing?  US?!  Move the fuck over, Jane Austen." /></a></p>Andy forgot to write something to go here, so enjoy an actual excerpt from the script he sent me:
Panel 3
The cat manages to fire the gun, but the kickback sends him flying. Doc ducks under the bullet.
 
CAT: Reeeewwr! (or whatever, how the fuck should I know how cats talk)
-Dave
 
Update:
Just in case you were all wondering, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/12/to-keep-and-bare-arms/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-12-5-11-2009.png" border="0" alt="To Keep and Bare Arms" title="Foreshadowing?  US?!  Move the fuck over, Jane Austen." /></a></p><p>Andy forgot to write something to go here, so enjoy an actual excerpt from the script he sent me:</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Panel 3</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">The cat manages to fire the gun, but the kickback sends him flying. Doc ducks under the bullet.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;"> </p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">CAT: Reeeewwr! (or whatever, how the fuck should I know how cats talk)</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">-Dave</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Update:</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Just in case you were all wondering, the cat did indeed pass the background check. (This joke brought to you by my father)</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">-Andy</p>

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		<title>Catch of the Day</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/04/catch-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/04/catch-of-the-day/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-04-5-4-2009.png" border="0" alt="Catch of the Day" title="Kittens make AIDS jokes OK!" /></a></p>We set forth at the beginning of this week with three goals in mind for the comic. First, was to try to draw the comic digitally from start to finish. I think this went particularly well and will hopefully allow us to bring comics to you more frequently in the future. Second, we wanted to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/05/04/catch-of-the-day/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-05-04-5-4-2009.png" border="0" alt="Catch of the Day" title="Kittens make AIDS jokes OK!" /></a></p><p>We set forth at the beginning of this week with three goals in mind for the comic. First, was to try to draw the comic digitally from start to finish. I think this went particularly well and will hopefully allow us to bring comics to you more frequently in the future. Second, we wanted to introduce a new character to liven things up a bit. However we didn&#8217;t want to detract from Doc and Repo&#8217;s screen time, so we gave them this delightful little cat. Trust us, we have lots in store for him. Finally, we wanted to be has horribly insensitive as we possibly could. We think we met all our goals. Time to celebrate.</p>

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		<title>Occam&#8217;s Razor</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/29/occams-razor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/29/occams-razor/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-29-p1 copy.png" border="0" alt="Occam&#8217;s Razor" title="The anachronistic Starfleet insignia was just to annoy my friend Brian." /></a></p>I too have often found myself in a similar position. I found that I was able to solve my problem with the strategic application of some Febreeze. It should be noted however that if you spray your own ass with air freshener in front of a room of your peers, they will taunt you mercilessly, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/29/occams-razor/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-29-p1 copy.png" border="0" alt="Occam&#8217;s Razor" title="The anachronistic Starfleet insignia was just to annoy my friend Brian." /></a></p><p>I too have often found myself in a similar position. I found that I was able to solve my problem with the strategic application of some Febreeze. It should be noted however that if you spray your own ass with air freshener in front of a room of your peers, they will taunt you mercilessly, maybe even for years to come. I mean, you won&#8217;t smell anymore, but you just might gain the nickname &#8220;Farty-Pants&#8221;. Not that I know from experience. I totally don&#8217;t. Whoever told you I did was lying. Seriously. For reals.</p>

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		<title>The Date</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/15/the-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/15/the-date/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-15-comic4-13-2009.png" border="0" alt="The Date" title="'I love me some Chinatown!'  -Taqu'il" /></a></p>To be fair, she told him she was an adventurous eater. So if you think about it, this really isn&#8217;t his fault.




	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/15/the-date/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-15-comic4-13-2009.png" border="0" alt="The Date" title="'I love me some Chinatown!'  -Taqu'il" /></a></p><p>To be fair, she told him she was an adventurous eater. So if you think about it, this really isn&#8217;t his fault.</p>

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		<title>And an Ass Like a Gideon</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/09/and-an-ass-like-a-gideon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/09/and-an-ass-like-a-gideon/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-09-strip 8.png" border="0" alt="And an Ass Like a Gideon" title="The next time Andy gives me a script with a mirror in it I'm going to murder him." /></a></p>Starting stereotypes is fun and easy!




	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/04/09/and-an-ass-like-a-gideon/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-04-09-strip 8.png" border="0" alt="And an Ass Like a Gideon" title="The next time Andy gives me a script with a mirror in it I'm going to murder him." /></a></p><p>Starting stereotypes is fun and easy!</p>

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		<title>Common Misconception</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/03/03/common-misconception/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/03/03/common-misconception/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-03-03-c4.png" border="0" alt="Common Misconception" title="Repo buys all his ties second-hand from Dilbert." /></a></p>Come on, we&#8217;ve all had these thoughts at least once. Repo just doesn&#8217;t seem to have that filter that keeps you from vocalizing them&#8230; or a decent sense of perception apparently.




	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/03/03/common-misconception/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-03-03-c4.png" border="0" alt="Common Misconception" title="Repo buys all his ties second-hand from Dilbert." /></a></p><p>Come on, we&#8217;ve all had these thoughts at least once. Repo just doesn&#8217;t seem to have that filter that keeps you from vocalizing them&#8230; or a decent sense of perception apparently.</p>

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		<title>Wikipedia</title>
		<link>http://modernfailure.com/2009/02/23/gerrymander/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/02/23/gerrymander/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-02-23-2009-2-23-wikipedia.png" border="0" alt="Wikipedia" title="If they put porn on Wikipedia I wouldn't need any other websites." /></a></p>I absolutely love it when Wikipedia cites itself. I also love it when I&#8217;m reading up on politics and end up learning a lesson about both history and grammar. Dave doesn&#8217;t find this nearly as interesting.
Neither does anyone else I ever tell about it&#8230; ever.




	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://modernfailure.com/2009/02/23/gerrymander/"><img src="http://modernfailure.com/comics/2009-02-23-2009-2-23-wikipedia.png" border="0" alt="Wikipedia" title="If they put porn on Wikipedia I wouldn't need any other websites." /></a></p><p>I absolutely love it when Wikipedia cites itself. I also love it when I&#8217;m reading up on politics and end up learning a lesson about both history and grammar. Dave doesn&#8217;t find this nearly as interesting.</p>
<p>Neither does anyone else I ever tell about it&#8230; ever.</p>

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