Well people that’s it. It’s over. Say hello to Governor Fat-Ass. With barely 50% of the vote, Republican Chris Christie has won the election for Governor of New Jersey. While we are clearly disheartened that our hand picked golden boy, Chris Daggett lost with only 5% of the vote (which is kinda surprising because I’m pretty sure he had been polling at around 14%), Christie has one big thing going for him (besides his gut): HE’S NOT JON CORZINE.
At least we’ve got that.
That’s right folks! Politco has called the Virginia Governor’s election for Republican Candidate Bob McDonnell. If you didn’t see this coming then you are more retarded than Creigh Deeds. For those of you not from Virginia, Creigh Deeds was the Democratic candidate whose supporters were often called “Creightards”. I didn’t even make that up.
Oh well, congrats to Governor Bob, who has the nicest hair in all the land.
With 38 minutes left in the New Jersey gubernatorial election, we here at Modern Failure have decided to make a last minute endorsement of Independent Candidate Chris Daggett. We’re making this endorsement for a few reasons. First, he’s not Jon Corzine, so you know, he didn’t run the state into the ground. Second, he’s not Chris Christie, so he’s not a big, fat, corrupt, fat guy. Third, he’s not bald or fat. Really he’s hit the trifecta. So go out and vote for Chris Daggett, the only the candidate that Modern Failure is endorsing.
You have 36 minutes…
Hey there folks! It’s election night in America and that means that Modern Failure is back (kinda). We’ve been having some technical problems since the summer (and noticeably we haven’t fixed them). Hopefully the site will be back up sometime soon, but we’ve been getting frustrated and so until we can fix the site, we will be posting here. And of course by posting here, I mean… tonight! That’s right folks I will be live blogging about tonight’s election. I think maybe there will be 3 people anywhere reading this, but who gives a shit, I’m gonna do it anyway. So sit back, relax, and enjoy as I make fun of the results whether I agree with them or not.
On that note, Chris Christie is fat.