Modern Failure

I too have often found myself in a similar position. I found that I was able to solve my problem with the strategic application of some Febreeze. It should be noted however that if you spray your own ass with air freshener in front of a room of your peers, they will taunt you mercilessly, maybe even for years to come. I mean, you won’t smell anymore, but you just might gain the nickname “Farty-Pants”. Not that I know from experience. I totally don’t. Whoever told you I did was lying. Seriously. For reals.